My wife is out-of-town till the end of the month.
So, I've been making a joke:
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it ... does it still make a sound? Likewise, if I do something in the house while Jennifer isn't there ... is it still wrong?
The answer is - Yes.
I was running out of socks ... I thought about buying new ones, I thought about summoning a TaskRabbit.
Then I looked at the laundry ...
How hard could it be?
What could go wrong?
I might even get brownie points!
Somehow, I got the liquids confused ... and ended up doing the load with bleach.
So, yes Jennifer, even if you are not here to witness it ... I was wrong.