Here Are Some Links For Your Weekend Reading - November 27th, 2016

Got this from a friend and thought it was funny.

 

Experts have found the following analysis to be nearly 100% accurate.

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Chicago Tribune is read by people that are in prison that used to run the state, & would like to do so again, as would their constituents that are currently free on bail.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
11. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are gay, handicapped, minority, feminist, atheists, and those who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
12. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
13. The Seattle Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.

 In this environment, the news can be harder to believe than fiction. 

Here are some of the posts that caught my eye. Hope you find something interesting.

 

Lighter Links:

• These 6 New Technology Rules Will Govern Our Future. (VentureBeat)
• Malcolm Gladwell on the Single Biggest Problem Every Successful Person Faces. (Inc)
• The Most and Least Educated U.S. Religious Groups. (PewResearch)
• The Democratization of Information. (Huffington Post)
• Ranking the USA's Top 30 Airports: Phoenix is Best. (USAToday)

 

Trading Links:

• Dallas Stares Down a Texas-Size Threat of Bankruptcy. (New York Times)
• Will the Fed Hike Rates in December? (Video)
• What the Presidency is Worth to Donald Trump. (NewYorker)
• The Simple Economics of Machine Intelligence. (Pocket)
• Who Really Was America's First Billionaire? (CNW)