News satire from The Onion. It is funny, well done, and like most good humor … it has an insightful kernel of truth. This one provides a different perspective on employment and outsourcing.
Just for Fun
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How Much Is a Burger at the Cowboys’ New Stadium?
"Everything's bigger in Texas" takes on new meaning while touring the new Dallas Cowboys football stadium. The stadium cost over $1.1 billion to construct; and it makes a big statement. In addition to being massive (large enough that the Statue of Liberty would fit comfortably inside), the new structure is quite distinctive and technologically innovative.
From inside the stadium,
with the roof closed, it was designed to look like the old Texas
Stadium's roof (with its visual trademark hole). However, it can be fully-shut or fully-opened. Actually, it does a lot more than open; it slides back and then the end-zone entrances shift sideways to create the appearance of a totally open stadium, all the way out to the parking lots. My sons and I tried to figure-out how they did this … and surmised that they spent a whole bunch of money and a lot of time to make this stadium act like a Transformer.Another technological marvel is the high-definition video screen hanging above the field. It is a massive, and currently the world's largest screen. It measures more than 11,500 square feet (72feet
tall and 160 feet wide) and weighs over 1.2 million pounds. In addition to experiencing the event live, they've tried to make the multimedia experience in the stadium better than you'd get on your television set. It will be easy to follow the action from any seat in the stadium.
By the way – that screen, alone, cost more ($40 million) than the entire construction of the Cowboys' previous home, Texas Stadium ($35 million).
In addition, the Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, has shown that he is an innovative business man as well. He focused on selling far more suites than stadiums before this had available. Moreover, even though the stadium is designed to hold approximately 80,000 people for normal events, it can expand to hold over 100,000 people for special events (like next year's Super Bowl).
He extended an olive branch to the common man. Not in the price of a pizza, which costs $60 at the stadium. However, the Cowboys now offer a "Party Pass" that allows access to the game for $29, so long as you're willing to stand in the concession areas. Believe it or not, that Party Pass idea is getting great press and opens the live game experience to a whole different range of socioeconomic backgrounds. At least until they see how much a burger costs of the stadium. I cut off the price of the alcohol or you'd need a drink.
Here is my impression of watching a game there.
Other Information:
- Here is a link to Cowboys Stadium site and its Wikipedia Entry.
- Here is a link to the Dallas Cowboys Football Club.
- Here is a link a multi-media Fly-Through of the Stadium and other to Videos.
- Here is a link to an Interactive Virtual Seat Map.
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Genius Catalyst Tips
I enjoy Michael Neill's work.It combines business understanding, common-sense, and a little bit more.
His Genius Catalyst Tip-of-the-Day is often terrific. Here is an example of one of them.
My Favorite Prayer.
Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and abilities were used in a way that served others.
– Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love
When I was around 25 years old, I had the dubious distinction of being brought in as a "ringer" for a UK baseball team based in South London. The assumption was that as an American, I must be genetically crafted for optimal baseball action. Unfortunately, as I was only an average player when I stopped playing at 14 and this was a team made up of former minor leaguers and die hard British jocks, I turned out to be less of a ringer and more of a dead loss.
Our team batted first and keen to maximize the advantage I was sure to bring them, I was first up. 80 mile per hour fast balls whizzed by my head, and the highlights of my first at bat were a) not dying and b) actually touching the ball with my bat on one pitch. (The ball promptly ignored my bat and continued unimpeded on its journey to the catcher's mitt).
Disappointed, the team captain sent me out to right field to lick my wounds and I thought about what I could do to keep the day from being a complete waste. Suddenly, a prayer popped into my head:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Not being a particularly religious right fielder, I can't say who or what I was praying to, but the words kept coming like a mantra:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Despite my early failure, I knew I must have some relevant gifts for the task at hand. After all, I reasoned, I was a reasonably fast runner. I could throw a ball in something resembling a straight line. And while I was a great proponent of Dr. Arthur Slater-Hammel's 1950 study which "proved" that it is physically impossible for a human being to hit a baseball :-), I did know how to catch one. Suddenly I was excited instead of scared, leaning forward instead of back, and looking for opportunities to put my gifts to use instead of waiting for the chance to hide my inadequacies and run from my failings.
Within a few minutes of beginning my prayer, my first "chance to serve" came – a line drive over the second baseman's head. I ran in, stuck out my glove, and caught the ball to end the inning. Suddenly I was 'one of the guys' again, and I engaged with the game and my teammates in a whole new way for the rest of the day.
Although my exploits on the field quickly faded into obscurity, the power of that prayer stayed with me:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Here's a few distinctions I've made in living that prayer during the ensuing years…
1. Give me a chance to serve…
About a year ago, I was discussing with a friend my goal of increasing the readership of these tips to 100,000 people by the year 2005. "Oh," she replied. "You want to expand your ministry." After gagging on my cappuccino, I spent the next hour arguing that the word 'ministry' was totally inappropriate for what I do.
When I calmed down, I did some research. Turns out 'ministry' is a wonderful word. While I had always used it to refer to either religious proselytizing or the home of a government organization (like the Ministry of Defense or the lesser known but much more fun Ministry of Sound :-), "ministry" actually refers to the act of ministration – being of service to, aiding, and assisting those around us.
To expand your ministry simply means to be of more service to those around you, be it through your work, your family, or your faith. Here's how George Bernard Shaw put it:
"I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
Life is no "brief candle" to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment,
and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."By thinking of our lives as our ministry, we will find ourselves surrounded by opportunities in any moment to be of service. And each opportunity for service brings with it the opportunity for fulfillment, meaning, and joy.
2. …using the gifts that I have.
I have always thought and taught that our gifts are those things in your life that come naturally to you, without any undue personal effort or struggle. Another way of identifying your gifts is to think of your strengths – those skills, abilities, or personality traits you exhibit which are so much a part of that you can't remember learning them and can't imagine not having them.
Martin Seligman is a former president of the American Psychological Association and long-time researcher into depression and learned helplessness who more recently turned his life's work on its head to become a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology. Over the past few years, he and his research team have identified 24 'signature strengths' – core traits that are valuable in their own right but even more so when you put them into action in the service of your highest values and purpose.
Here are the 24 strengths:
1. Curiosity/Interest
in the world2. Love of Learning
3. Judgement/Critical
thinking/Open-mindedness4.
Ingenuity/Originality/Street Smarts5. Social
Intelligence/Emotional Intelligence6. Perspective
7. Valor/Bravery
8.Perseverance/Industry/Diligence
9.
Integrity/Genuineness/Honesty10.
Kindness/Generosity11. Loving/Allowing
Oneself to be Loved12.
Citizenship/Duty/Teamwork/Loyalty13.Fairness/Equality
14. Leadership
15. Self-control
16.
Prudence/Discretion/Caution17. Humility/Modesty
18. Appreciation of Beauty
and Excellence19. Gratitude
20.
Hope/Optimism/Future-Mindedness21.Spirituality/Sense
of Purpose/Faith/Religiousness22. Forgiveness/Mercy
23. Playfulness/Humor
24.
Zest/Passion/EnthusiasmAs Seligman says in the book Authentic Happiness:
"Herein is my formulation of the good life: Using your signature strengths every day in the main realms of your life to bring abundant gratification and authentic happiness."
In response to which I would simply say:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.Today's Experiment:
1. Go to the Authentic Happiness website, and take the online VIA Strengths Survey. After identifying your top 2 or 3 strengths, look for opportunities to put them to use throughout the week.
2. Ponder these words from Quaker Faith and Practice – Advices and Queries :
Live adventurously. When choices arise, do you take the way that offers the fullest opportunity
for the use of your gifts in the service of God and the community?3. Let your life speak."
If your life could speak, what would it be saying? What would you like it to say?4. Just for fun, try your luck at hitting a 90 mph fastball online by going to the Exploratorium.
Have fun, learn heaps, and let your life speak!
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Visit Genius Catalyst for more great tips!
His tip is Copyright 2001-2009 – Genius Catalyst / Michael Neill. All Rights Reserved. -
Genius Catalyst Tips
I enjoy Michael Neill's work.It combines business understanding, common-sense, and a little bit more.
His Genius Catalyst Tip-of-the-Day is often terrific. Here is an example of one of them.
My Favorite Prayer.
Success means we go to sleep at night knowing that our talents and abilities were used in a way that served others.
– Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love
When I was around 25 years old, I had the dubious distinction of being brought in as a "ringer" for a UK baseball team based in South London. The assumption was that as an American, I must be genetically crafted for optimal baseball action. Unfortunately, as I was only an average player when I stopped playing at 14 and this was a team made up of former minor leaguers and die hard British jocks, I turned out to be less of a ringer and more of a dead loss.
Our team batted first and keen to maximize the advantage I was sure to bring them, I was first up. 80 mile per hour fast balls whizzed by my head, and the highlights of my first at bat were a) not dying and b) actually touching the ball with my bat on one pitch. (The ball promptly ignored my bat and continued unimpeded on its journey to the catcher's mitt).
Disappointed, the team captain sent me out to right field to lick my wounds and I thought about what I could do to keep the day from being a complete waste. Suddenly, a prayer popped into my head:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Not being a particularly religious right fielder, I can't say who or what I was praying to, but the words kept coming like a mantra:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Despite my early failure, I knew I must have some relevant gifts for the task at hand. After all, I reasoned, I was a reasonably fast runner. I could throw a ball in something resembling a straight line. And while I was a great proponent of Dr. Arthur Slater-Hammel's 1950 study which "proved" that it is physically impossible for a human being to hit a baseball :-), I did know how to catch one. Suddenly I was excited instead of scared, leaning forward instead of back, and looking for opportunities to put my gifts to use instead of waiting for the chance to hide my inadequacies and run from my failings.
Within a few minutes of beginning my prayer, my first "chance to serve" came – a line drive over the second baseman's head. I ran in, stuck out my glove, and caught the ball to end the inning. Suddenly I was 'one of the guys' again, and I engaged with the game and my teammates in a whole new way for the rest of the day.
Although my exploits on the field quickly faded into obscurity, the power of that prayer stayed with me:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.
Here's a few distinctions I've made in living that prayer during the ensuing years…
1. Give me a chance to serve…
About a year ago, I was discussing with a friend my goal of increasing the readership of these tips to 100,000 people by the year 2005. "Oh," she replied. "You want to expand your ministry." After gagging on my cappuccino, I spent the next hour arguing that the word 'ministry' was totally inappropriate for what I do.
When I calmed down, I did some research. Turns out 'ministry' is a wonderful word. While I had always used it to refer to either religious proselytizing or the home of a government organization (like the Ministry of Defense or the lesser known but much more fun Ministry of Sound :-), "ministry" actually refers to the act of ministration – being of service to, aiding, and assisting those around us.
To expand your ministry simply means to be of more service to those around you, be it through your work, your family, or your faith. Here's how George Bernard Shaw put it:
"I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
Life is no "brief candle" to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment,
and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."By thinking of our lives as our ministry, we will find ourselves surrounded by opportunities in any moment to be of service. And each opportunity for service brings with it the opportunity for fulfillment, meaning, and joy.
2. …using the gifts that I have.
I have always thought and taught that our gifts are those things in your life that come naturally to you, without any undue personal effort or struggle. Another way of identifying your gifts is to think of your strengths – those skills, abilities, or personality traits you exhibit which are so much a part of that you can't remember learning them and can't imagine not having them.
Martin Seligman is a former president of the American Psychological Association and long-time researcher into depression and learned helplessness who more recently turned his life's work on its head to become a pioneer in the field of Positive Psychology. Over the past few years, he and his research team have identified 24 'signature strengths' – core traits that are valuable in their own right but even more so when you put them into action in the service of your highest values and purpose.
Here are the 24 strengths:
1. Curiosity/Interest
in the world2. Love of Learning
3. Judgement/Critical
thinking/Open-mindedness4.
Ingenuity/Originality/Street Smarts5. Social
Intelligence/Emotional Intelligence6. Perspective
7. Valor/Bravery
8.Perseverance/Industry/Diligence
9.
Integrity/Genuineness/Honesty10.
Kindness/Generosity11. Loving/Allowing
Oneself to be Loved12.
Citizenship/Duty/Teamwork/Loyalty13.Fairness/Equality
14. Leadership
15. Self-control
16.
Prudence/Discretion/Caution17. Humility/Modesty
18. Appreciation of Beauty
and Excellence19. Gratitude
20.
Hope/Optimism/Future-Mindedness21.Spirituality/Sense
of Purpose/Faith/Religiousness22. Forgiveness/Mercy
23. Playfulness/Humor
24.
Zest/Passion/EnthusiasmAs Seligman says in the book Authentic Happiness:
"Herein is my formulation of the good life: Using your signature strengths every day in the main realms of your life to bring abundant gratification and authentic happiness."
In response to which I would simply say:
Give me a chance to serve, using the gifts that I have.Today's Experiment:
1. Go to the Authentic Happiness website, and take the online VIA Strengths Survey. After identifying your top 2 or 3 strengths, look for opportunities to put them to use throughout the week.
2. Ponder these words from Quaker Faith and Practice – Advices and Queries :
Live adventurously. When choices arise, do you take the way that offers the fullest opportunity
for the use of your gifts in the service of God and the community?3. Let your life speak."
If your life could speak, what would it be saying? What would you like it to say?4. Just for fun, try your luck at hitting a 90 mph fastball online by going to the Exploratorium.
Have fun, learn heaps, and let your life speak!
________________________________________
Visit Genius Catalyst for more great tips!
His tip is Copyright 2001-2009 – Genius Catalyst / Michael Neill. All Rights Reserved. -
Impressions About the New iPhone
Hello, my name is Howard; and I'm a gadget addict. This week I went out and upgraded to the new Apple iPhone 3GS, even though my 3G worked fine. I had to, though; didn't I?
It's the fastest, most powerful iPhone yet. It has video, and my old phone didn't have video. It has a compass; and you know I need a compass. Okay, I don't need a compass; but apparently the new turn-by-turn mapping capability needs a compass to understand which direction you're turning (and that's pretty cool). It has voice control to dial the phone, play music, and otherwise avoid typing. And it has double the storage capacity, which I'm sure still won't be enough.Actually, I'm very happy with the new phone and the upgrade process. I connected it to my computer, and all the applications and settings from my prior version migrated all by themselves. Even the high score lists for games I play transferred. More importantly, the phone does everything I expected, and seems faster.
And, of course, I no longer have iPhone envy. The fact that I waited a week after it came out to order mine took amazing willpower. I thought about it so many times that it was no longer worth it to wait. So Happy Birthday to me, a few weeks early.
Joking aside, the iPhone has become an important business tool for me. I am more surprised about how much less I use my laptop, than I am about how much I use the iPhone.
Even when I'm in a meeting, I have access to the internet. I can search Google. Or even better, I can use Twitter or Facebook to crowd-source an answer. It's almost like being able to "Call a Friend" or "Ask the Audience" on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire".
One of the features I like best, is being able to use my voice instead of typing. So, I can quickly look-up a contact by saying their name. It's surprising how many places voice control like this comes in handy. For example, Google has an iPhone application that allows you to search by speaking. So I could speak an address, and the Google map comes up. Or, I could say "stock price for Apple", and the current quote and chart comes up. Similarly, I use an application called Jott to verbally capture tasks, ideas, and to-do items. The service transcribes what I say and puts it into my task list. It's important because I'm now capturing things that used to slip through the cracks.
I'll review some of the more helpful iPhone applications in a later post. In the meantime, if you don't have the new iPhone, I recommend you go check them out. It's a very fine piece of technology.
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Impressions About the New iPhone
Hello, my name is Howard; and I'm a gadget addict. This week I went out and upgraded to the new Apple iPhone 3GS, even though my 3G worked fine. I had to, though; didn't I?
It's the fastest, most powerful iPhone yet. It has video, and my old phone didn't have video. It has a compass; and you know I need a compass. Okay, I don't need a compass; but apparently the new turn-by-turn mapping capability needs a compass to understand which direction you're turning (and that's pretty cool). It has voice control to dial the phone, play music, and otherwise avoid typing. And it has double the storage capacity, which I'm sure still won't be enough.Actually, I'm very happy with the new phone and the upgrade process. I connected it to my computer, and all the applications and settings from my prior version migrated all by themselves. Even the high score lists for games I play transferred. More importantly, the phone does everything I expected, and seems faster.
And, of course, I no longer have iPhone envy. The fact that I waited a week after it came out to order mine took amazing willpower. I thought about it so many times that it was no longer worth it to wait. So Happy Birthday to me, a few weeks early.
Joking aside, the iPhone has become an important business tool for me. I am more surprised about how much less I use my laptop, than I am about how much I use the iPhone.
Even when I'm in a meeting, I have access to the internet. I can search Google. Or even better, I can use Twitter or Facebook to crowd-source an answer. It's almost like being able to "Call a Friend" or "Ask the Audience" on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire".
One of the features I like best, is being able to use my voice instead of typing. So, I can quickly look-up a contact by saying their name. It's surprising how many places voice control like this comes in handy. For example, Google has an iPhone application that allows you to search by speaking. So I could speak an address, and the Google map comes up. Or, I could say "stock price for Apple", and the current quote and chart comes up. Similarly, I use an application called Jott to verbally capture tasks, ideas, and to-do items. The service transcribes what I say and puts it into my task list. It's important because I'm now capturing things that used to slip through the cracks.
I'll review some of the more helpful iPhone applications in a later post. In the meantime, if you don't have the new iPhone, I recommend you go check them out. It's a very fine piece of technology.
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Here’s a Movie Worth Seeing
What do you do when your wife and kids are out of town, and you find yourself alone?
Besides catching-up on projects that I somehow avoided until now, I like to watch movies.
TiVo now links to Netflix,
and provides an instant viewing option. Upon opening that folder on the DVR, I saw a
bunch of things I normally wouldn't choose to watch on my own. One of them
was a movie called Saint Ralph. And I chose to watch it anyway.My Dad had an "interesting" belief. He didn't watch scary or negative movies, because he felt that life was enough of a challenge on its own … and it was better to find things that raised our spirits. Well, I inherited that from him.
Don't get me wrong, I still I love drama and thrillers. But in the absence of compelling circumstances, I tend to prefer positive stories.
So a plot about a down-on-his luck Catholic High School student whose father is dead and whose mother is in a coma, doesn't sound like my type of movie. But Saint Ralph was my type of movie. It made me think and I enjoyed it. The movie was lighter, funnier, and better than I expected.
On one level, it's a coming-of-age story about perseverance and faith through uncertain times. On another level, it's a well-written comedy about a quirky 14-year-old boy who gets it in his head that the only way to
save his mother is through a miracle (and the miracle he thinks will
save her … is for him to win the Boston Marathon).It is a movie that asks, if you're going to dream for something, why not dream for miracles?
Hope you enjoy it.
Here's a link to the trailer for Saint Ralph.
Here's a link to find it at Netflix.
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Here’s a Movie Worth Seeing
What do you do when your wife and kids are out of town, and you find yourself alone?
Besides catching-up on projects that I somehow avoided until now, I like to watch movies.
TiVo now links to Netflix,
and provides an instant viewing option. Upon opening that folder on the DVR, I saw a
bunch of things I normally wouldn't choose to watch on my own. One of them
was a movie called Saint Ralph. And I chose to watch it anyway.My Dad had an "interesting" belief. He didn't watch scary or negative movies, because he felt that life was enough of a challenge on its own … and it was better to find things that raised our spirits. Well, I inherited that from him.
Don't get me wrong, I still I love drama and thrillers. But in the absence of compelling circumstances, I tend to prefer positive stories.
So a plot about a down-on-his luck Catholic High School student whose father is dead and whose mother is in a coma, doesn't sound like my type of movie. But Saint Ralph was my type of movie. It made me think and I enjoyed it. The movie was lighter, funnier, and better than I expected.
On one level, it's a coming-of-age story about perseverance and faith through uncertain times. On another level, it's a well-written comedy about a quirky 14-year-old boy who gets it in his head that the only way to
save his mother is through a miracle (and the miracle he thinks will
save her … is for him to win the Boston Marathon).It is a movie that asks, if you're going to dream for something, why not dream for miracles?
Hope you enjoy it.
Here's a link to the trailer for Saint Ralph.
Here's a link to find it at Netflix.
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Screen Capture Software Worth Snagging
I'm so glad I found Snagit. It is one of the un-sung heroes that I use all the time but don't think about because it is so reliable and stable that I forget how good it is.What Can You Do With Snagit?
Capture anything you see on the screen. Edit and combine those captures. Add text, arrows, or highlights to make the image better. Then share them through your favorite applications. Organize and find them again later.
I end-up using it several times a day. It is my default image editor. I use it to create or edit the graphics for the blog, presentations and e-mails. I use it to capture and annotate certain financial transactions … and to get or give tech support. Bottom-Line: the more you use Snagit, the more ways you'll find to use it.
Here is a two-minute video that will give you a quick overview of some of the things Snagit can do for you.
Techsmith makes several other cool tools too. I'm not affiliated with them, other than as a satisfied client. Just thought it was worth sharing. Hope it helps you too.
Click here to go to the product page for Snagit.
Click here to download a trial.
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Screen Capture Software Worth Snagging
I'm so glad I found Snagit. It is one of the un-sung heroes that I use all the time but don't think about because it is so reliable and stable that I forget how good it is.What Can You Do With Snagit?
Capture anything you see on the screen. Edit and combine those captures. Add text, arrows, or highlights to make the image better. Then share them through your favorite applications. Organize and find them again later.
I end-up using it several times a day. It is my default image editor. I use it to create or edit the graphics for the blog, presentations and e-mails. I use it to capture and annotate certain financial transactions … and to get or give tech support. Bottom-Line: the more you use Snagit, the more ways you'll find to use it.
Here is a two-minute video that will give you a quick overview of some of the things Snagit can do for you.
Techsmith makes several other cool tools too. I'm not affiliated with them, other than as a satisfied client. Just thought it was worth sharing. Hope it helps you too.
Click here to go to the product page for Snagit.
Click here to download a trial.
